"Tomorrow marks the fourth anniversary of the battle of Hamburg. Your commanding General has arranged a very special treat for his troops. Tomorrow I have arranged for the nurses at the school of nursing to spend the day with us.

Every last man, woman and child who walks the earth of this good old USA owes us. And tomorrow several grateful girls are coming over to pay us back a little bit.

I want you to uphold the dignity and valor the forty first platoon! And when the time comes, I want you to raise to the occasion and CHARGE INTO THE GAP!"

       -General Wastemail